Man held for molesting State women sent to PC

A man arrested for allegedly beating and molesting two Manipuri women while hurling racist abuses at them here was today sent to one day police custody by a Delhi court Source The Sangai Express Press Trust of India

A man arrested for allegedly beating and molesting two Manipuri women while hurling racist abuses at them here was today sent to one day police custody by a Delhi court Source The Sangai Express Press Trust of India

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Attacks On North East People Draw Flaks From All Quarters MHA asks Delhi Police for zero tolerance

The Centre on Monday directed Delhi Police to adopt zero tolerance approach in cases of attacks on people from northeast and asked it to strictly follow the guidelines in providing security to those hailing from the region Source The Sangai Express …

The Centre on Monday directed Delhi Police to adopt zero tolerance approach in cases of attacks on people from northeast and asked it to strictly follow the guidelines in providing security to those hailing from the region Source The Sangai Express Press Trust of India

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Rahul Gandhi joins protesters

Rahul Gandhi today joined youth from the Northeast agitating to bring to book those involved in the killing of Nido Tania, a student from Arunachal Pradesh, and promised very strict action apart from setting up of a committee to look into the treatme…

Rahul Gandhi today joined youth from the Northeast agitating to bring to book those involved in the killing of Nido Tania, a student from Arunachal Pradesh, and promised very strict action apart from setting up of a committee to look into the treatment meted out to people from that region Source The Sangai Express Press Trust of India

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DU students stage protest demanding justice for Arunachal student

Scores of students of Delhi University today staged a protest at the Arts Faculty building in North Campus demanding immediate arrest of culprits in connection with the death of Arunachal Pradesh student Nido Tania Source The Sangai Express Press …

Scores of students of Delhi University today staged a protest at the Arts Faculty building in North Campus demanding immediate arrest of culprits in connection with the death of Arunachal Pradesh student Nido Tania Source The Sangai Express Press Trust of India

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Rio gets greensignal to contest LS polls

It is almost official now that Nagaland chief minister Neiphiu Rio is contesting the forthcoming Lok Sabha poll from the lone Nagaland seat Source Hueiyen News Service NNN

It is almost official now that Nagaland chief minister Neiphiu Rio is contesting the forthcoming Lok Sabha poll from the lone Nagaland seat Source Hueiyen News Service NNN

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HC takes suo motu cognisance

The Delhi High Court today took suo motu cognisance of media reports about the killing of an Arunachal Pradesh student, who was allegedly beaten by some shopkeepers here, and asked the Centre to file a report on the incident Source The Sangai Expres…

The Delhi High Court today took suo motu cognisance of media reports about the killing of an Arunachal Pradesh student, who was allegedly beaten by some shopkeepers here, and asked the Centre to file a report on the incident Source The Sangai Express Press Trust of India

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MPP blames Centre for racist attack on NE people

Manipur People’s Party MPP has blamed the Centre for unabated racist attacks on northeastern people in Delhi and other parts of the country Source Hueiyen News Service

Manipur People’s Party MPP has blamed the Centre for unabated racist attacks on northeastern people in Delhi and other parts of the country Source Hueiyen News Service

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NSIC light up Kwatha with Solar lamps

In a significant move which deserves full appreciation, National Small Industries Corporation NSIC Limited has distributed one solar lamp to each and every household of Kwatha Source The Sangai Express

In a significant move which deserves full appreciation, National Small Industries Corporation NSIC Limited has distributed one solar lamp to each and every household of Kwatha Source The Sangai Express

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Boat rallies at Loktak mark World Wetland Day in State

Several civil society organisations including fishermen bodies in Manipur yesterday held boat rallies and resolved that Loktak Lake be saved at any cost and the rights of the fishermen be protected Source Hueiyen News Service NNN

Several civil society organisations including fishermen bodies in Manipur yesterday held boat rallies and resolved that Loktak Lake be saved at any cost and the rights of the fishermen be protected Source Hueiyen News Service NNN

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Manipur People’s Party slams assault on northeast people in New Delhi – Times of India

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Finalisation of LS candidates by February end: MPP

IMPHAL, February 3: The Manipur Peoples’ Party has today announced that the party will finalise its candidates for the upcoming 14th Lok Sabha election soon. Addressing media persons, spokesperson, Heikrujam Nabashyam said that the party will finalise its candidates for … Continue reading

IMPHAL, February 3: The Manipur Peoples’ Party has today announced that the party will finalise its candidates for the upcoming 14th Lok Sabha election soon.

Addressing media persons, spokesperson, Heikrujam Nabashyam said that the party will finalise its candidates for the LS poll before the end of February.

He further criticised the Armed Forces Special Powers Act as a racist act; and said the people should not denounced it only as a draconian act.

On the reports of two Manipuri women being assaulted at the national capital, he reacted strongly , saying that there have been several cases of racism against the people of the North East in mainland India in the past three-four years.

He lambasted the three Members of Parliament from the state; and said they are there to sleep in Delhi.

Even in their presence at New Delhi, there have been several cases of crimes against students from the North East, he opined.

He said, the Indian government has always denied that the mainland Indians are racist to the people of North East.

However, after the recent incidents of the death of Arunachal Pradesh student, Nido and the reported assault of two Manipuri students in Delhi, the Indian government must accept that racism does occur.

Since, the centre is wholly responsible for the law and order situation in the national capital, the centre must take the blame for any crisis befalling the North Easterners in Delhi.

He further elaborated on the need of the government to frame a policy to handle racism cases in the national capital.

Like his predecessor, Sheila Dixit, who had assured full, control and protection of the people of north east as the chief minister, Arvind Kjriwal has also failed to act, he said.

He further lamented that the state government has continued to remain silent even after two women of the state were brutally assaulted.

The government must react immediately, he said before urging the Prime Minister to interfere and take proper action against all those involved at the earliest.

Nabashyam further said the incident cannot be taken lightly, and the MPs of the state need to take immediate and proper action at the earliest.

He further attracted the personal attention of state Governor VK Duggal on the reported assault of two women from the state.

He further appealed to the civil organisations of the state to initiate a platform for debate on whether AFSPA is a racist act or not and on how it found its root in a democratic country.

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Yairipok fire sub-station inaugurated

IMPHAL, February 3: The much demanded fire sub-station at Yairipok was inaugurated today by parliamentary secretary of MI and IPR K Meghachandra Singh. The newly inaugurated fire sub-station is attached with the Yairipok police station. Speaking at the function, the … Continue reading

IMPHAL, February 3: The much demanded fire sub-station at Yairipok was inaugurated today by parliamentary secretary of MI and IPR K Meghachandra Singh.

The newly inaugurated fire sub-station is attached with the Yairipok police station.

Speaking at the function, the parliamentary secretary said that the fire sub-station will render service not only in Wangkhem Kendra but also in its proximity such as Andro and Heirok etc.

He further mentioned that the water tender vehicle allotted to the sub-station is an advance version and has multi facility services.

K Meghachandra also mentioned of the public uproars in recent times wherein fire tenders were damaged in mob violence in Yairipok Bazaar.

In this regard, the parliamentary secretary appealed the public not to confront the fire fighters but to cooperate with them.

As guest of honour of the function, director of the Manipur Fire Service made an appeal to press media to publish the detail of fire incident such as the timing of informing about a fire to fire station, time taken to reach the location and other related information etc so that there could be misunderstanding between the public and fire service.

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Combine team arrests UG cadres

IMPHAL, February 3:  A combined team of Imphal east district Commandos, 30 Assam Rifle and 40 Assam Rifle arrested three cadres of two different underground outfits today along with one 9 mm pistol and five live rounds. According to a … Continue reading

IMPHAL, February 3:  A combined team of Imphal east district Commandos, 30 Assam Rifle and 40 Assam Rifle arrested three cadres of two different underground outfits today along with one 9 mm pistol and five live rounds.

According to a reliable source, a team of the Imphal east district police arrested one cadre of PREPAK and a former cadre of PLA from their respective residences this early morning along with one 9mm pistol and five live rounds.

The two arrested persons are identified as Yumnam Premanda, 33, son of (L) Ningthoubi of Kongba Uchekon Khonuo and L Basanta alias Akash, 32, son of (L) Ibobi of Keirao Lairembi Leirak.

Sources also said that during the evening today security forces arrested a cadre of the UNLF, identified as Tekcham  Sushil alias Ingo alias Leirol, 19, son of Shyam of Heirongthong from his residence.

On the other hand, according to reports received by the press two cadres of KCP Lamyanba Khuman were arrested by a combined team of Imphal east commando and the 40 Assam Rifle along with one Chinese Hand Grenade, two Magazine of 9mm Pistol and 15 live rounds on January 31.

Source said that the two arrested persons are identified as Phijam Robi, 27, son of Ingenjao of Phumlou Mamang leikai and Tensubam Hoyna alias Pari alias Shantikumar, 25, of Kerani of Toitang Sandum Leirak.

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Contract lectures set February 14 deadline for regularisation of posts

IMPHAL, February 3: The All Manipur Government Higher Secondary School Contract Lectures Association (Hill) (Contracted from Part time Lecturers) submitted an ultimatum to the state chief minister Okram Ibobi Singh threatening with agitations unless, their services are regularised before, February … Continue reading

IMPHAL, February 3: The All Manipur Government Higher Secondary School Contract Lectures Association (Hill) (Contracted from Part time Lecturers) submitted an ultimatum to the state chief minister Okram Ibobi Singh threatening with agitations unless, their services are regularised before, February 14, 2014.

The association has said in the ultimatum that since 1992, the body has been rendering proper service for the promotion and encouragement of quality education in the state with the same workload of the regular lectures, including in census or election duties.

The ultimatum further reflected that inspite of many repeated request and fervent appeals, the government has not taken up any concrete and viable measure to solve the problem of lecturers, except for some verbal assurances from the chief engineer and the state education minister.

Appealing for sympathy and empathy towards the lecturers and to regularise their services by February 14, the association has further warned that it will resort to all kinds of agitations ranging from boycott of exam duty to parliamentary election duty, unless there is positive reply to its demand.

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ACAUT reaffirms October 31, 2013 stand on `underground tax

DIMAPUR, Feb 3 (NNN): Action Committee Against Unabated Taxation (ACAUT) has reaffirmed to stand by its October 31, 2013 resolutions on underground tax. ACAUT`s latest statement came after some businessmen in Dimapur market had revealed that a Naga militant outfit … Continue reading

DIMAPUR, Feb 3 (NNN): Action Committee Against Unabated Taxation (ACAUT) has reaffirmed to stand by its October 31, 2013 resolutions on underground tax.

ACAUT`s latest statement came after some businessmen in Dimapur market had revealed that a Naga militant outfit had served monetary demand letters to them few days ago.

ACAUT held a meeting on February 1 after Business Association of Nagas (BAN) received complaints from its members about the Naga militant outfit`s extortion notes. ACAUT has asked business community in Dimapur not to pay any `tax` to underground organisations unless its demand for “One Government One Taxation” is achieved.

On October 31 last year, Action Committee Against Unabated Taxation (ACAUT) under the umbrella of “People’s Power”, a 3-point resolution was passed during the rally .

The first resolution was that the Naga public recognizes “One Government One Taxation” only and the Naga public has decided to pay only one tax to one entity. This also means that as long as factionalism exists, the Naga public shall not pay tax.

The second resolution has been that the Naga public re-affirms its support for Naga movement and strongly urges the Government of India to settle the Indo-Naga imbroglio at the earliest while the third and the final resolution says the Government of Nagaland should constitute a high powered committee to study the whole gamut of unabated taxations and illegal collections involving the NPGs and government agencies/departments. The committee shall consist of atleast five members headed by a retired judge of the Supreme Court or High Court with atleast two members from the ACAUT.

It can be mentioned here that ACAUT was formed early 2013 to check the rampant imposition of illegal tax on the people esprecially the business community by various organisations particularly the Naga underground outfits.

It can also be be noted here that ACAUT had called Dimapur bandh against the rampant imposition of illegal tax on the people by various outfits.

The ACAUT had said it action was just a pointer of things to come unless concerned organisations and authorities accede to our demands or put mechanisms in place to curb unabated taxation and ultimately price rise, namely, dealership and multiple taxations by underground organisations and price rise which is the prerogative of government to check.

The move was initiated unable to bear any longer on the rampant imposition of `taxes` on the business community and also on the general public.

ACAUT wants that there should be only one tax payable to any one underground group. ACAUT also stated earlier that the `back-breaking` multiple taxes on goods imposed by underground groups should be abolished immediately.

`Irritants` such as trade license tax, ID tax, registration tax, calendar donations, Christmas and New Year donations, etc. shall not be entertained anymore.

The ACAUT also wants that the yearly tax payable to different underground organisations should not be increased arbitrarily under any circumstances and therefore, amount payable shall be the same as in 2012.

The creation of the new system of ‘dealership’ by underground groups has been strongly condemned. For instance, it was pointed out that under this latest innovation to milk businesses dry, there is only one poultry dealer/supplier in the whole of Dimapur district and no poultry can be sold in the open market without the consent of this poultry dealer.

It can be noted here that the ACAUT had met the NSCN-IM, the NSCN-Khole/Kitovi and others on the issue.

ACAUT had also listed some other factors that cause to price rise which include DMC toll gates, police check gates, Deopani sand syndicate, Vegetable syndicate, Pan patta syndiacate, Cement and hardware syndicate, Fish and dry fish syndicate, Egg syndicate, Dry supari syndicate, Second hand clothes syndicate, Poultry product vendor union and Butcher vendor union.

The list is not exhaustive. To tackle taxation on a wider scale ACAUT will further pursue to form a fact finding committee to study and compare price of commodities in Nagaland and Assam. It will also meet the state chief minister and the governor and also submit representation to judiciary of Dimapur district.

The sale of all syndicate controlled poultry products including local chicken is henceforth banned throughout the state indefinitely, starting June 18. Anyone found selling poultry shall be doing so at their own risk. This ban shall stay in force till the price comes down to an acceptable level on par with neighbouring Assam, according to ACAUT.

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Cabinet to discuss opening of more police stations and outposts

IMPHAL, February 3: A state cabinet meeting on February 4 evening will discuss the opening of more police stations and outposts in the state along with other critical agendas. According to a source, the likely agendas of the meeting include … Continue reading

IMPHAL, February 3: A state cabinet meeting on February 4 evening will discuss the opening of more police stations and outposts in the state along with other critical agendas.

According to a source, the likely agendas of the meeting include among others, the Manipur Land Revenue and Land Reform (Diversion of Land) Rule, 2014; the Manipur Municipalities (7th amendment) Bill, 2014; withdrawal of Lokayukta Bill, 2011 and the introduction of the Manipur Lokayukta Bill, 2014.

The meeting will also discuss re-organisation of Law Department and engagement of an advocate as additional public prosecutor-cum-additional government advocate (District) on contract basis against vacant sanctioned post.

Further according to the statement, the other agendas to be taken up during the meeting include opening of police station at Vangai range, Churachandpur District and outpost at Maram Centre and Thangal Surung, Senapati district, Chandrakhong Mayai

 Keithel and Seirou, Thoubal District and Uchekon Takhok Mapal and Itham Moirang Purel, Imphal East; opening of Fire Sub-service centre at Noney of Tamenglong district, Saikul of Senapati district and Yairipok of Thoubal district; extension of re-engagement of Solomon Zinkai, joint director, Tribal Research Institute; amendment of MCS, MPS, MFS rule and acquiring of land expansion or establishment of institutional area.

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Misconduct in beneficiary selection for NFS scheme will attract penalty: Gaikhangam

IMPHAL, February 3: Any misconduct while selecting the beneficiaries of the National Food Security scheme will attract penalty, said state deputy chief minister Gaikhangam today. Addressing a discussion on the National Food Security Act for Tamenglong, deputy chief minister Gaikhangam … Continue reading

IMPHAL, February 3: Any misconduct while selecting the beneficiaries of the National Food Security scheme will attract penalty, said state deputy chief minister Gaikhangam today.

Addressing a discussion on the National Food Security Act for Tamenglong, deputy chief minister Gaikhangam said that there is an important clause in the Act, which enforces a penalty for any misconduct in the selection of beneficiaries.

The discussion was held at the Classic Hotel.

He said the scheme has been implemented as the Indian government believes in provision of food for the hungry people.

The scheme aims at ‘no death due to hunger in the country’, he continued.

Further elaborating on the Act, the deputy chief minister observed that failure to successfully implement the act would be disastrous as any developmental work will collapse if the people remain hungry.

Elaborating on the criteria for the scheme, he said that anyone with even a four wheeler is not entitled to the provisions of the scheme.

Anyone who had wrongly entered their name in the beneficiary list should be corrected or rectified within 24 hours or else the family could face punishment, he said.

Gaikhangam further opined on the need for the people to fully understand the scheme for its successful implementation.

Successful implementation of the act in both the hills and the valley could result in improvement of lifestyle in the state, he observed.

For the successful implementation of the act in the district, the MLAs, ministers, officials, ADCs, etc have to take the initiative, he observed.

The discussion for the district is being conducted to help Tamenglong become one of the best districts of the state, he said.

DC Tamenglong C Arthur W said the district administration is trying to finalise the list of eligibility in the district.

He said unlike in other states, there is 87 percent coverage of the total population of the state under the scheme and as such tamenglong has the same coverage.

Elaborating further he said selection of beneficiaries in only one village- Kamai Village remains.

The district administration will wait for 10 days for the village to work on it, and hopefully by February 28, the list of beneficiaries for the district will be complete, he observed.

According to the official record Tamenglong district has 2286 villages covered all together with 2719 AAY families of which the number of beneficiaries selected are 19842.

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If someone calls me a chinky, I smile!!

By Dr Vijita Ningombam I have actually just read one article from this page and I didn`t try reading the rest only because it makes me depressed. Rest in peace, Nido Tania and I do feel bad for those parents … Continue reading

By Dr Vijita Ningombam

I have actually just read one article from this page and I didn`t try reading the rest only because it makes me depressed. Rest in peace, Nido Tania and I do feel bad for those parents who have lost their precious child.

I feel bad for not just this day but also for all those who died in an accident or a disease every day.

I am not for racism and I am not being ignorant.

I am a girl from the Northeast too, a girl from the land we call paradise of India – a girl who just wanted to give you her opinion and share her experience in the wake of the current problem. And I`m sorry if this might hurt anyone.

I have long straight hair, fair skin, 5.3 feet short, I don`t know Hindi well, I have an oriental look and I`m from Manipur. And yes I call myself a “chinky”.

I have always been away from home since I was 8 yrs old, I have lived in Tamil Nadu for seven years, I have lived in Orissa for six years, I lived in Manipur for the first seven years of my life and now I live in Delhi and it`s been almost two years here. I have seen the west of India too and so I call myself a True Indian!!

Today I`m writing this article only because I feel interwoven in this web of confusion. I sometimes ask myself what is the actual problem? I ask myself, if I being from the northeast have never come across any disrespect only because I am from the Northeast. Why would anyone else feel differently?

Then I finally got the answer. The difference is in perception!! I`m proud to be from that part of the land who loves music, who dresses differently, who hardly gets a sentence in Hindi right, who treats guest well…wait let me just stop for a second here. Are we saying that the rest of the other parts of India don`t love music? Don`t dress differently? Speaks Hindi very well? Don`t treat guest well?

Until and unless you don`t consider yourself Indians no one can help you to be an Indian. We for god’s sake are a secular country. It is essentially majority-ism that makes you feel out of place in any place. Do you think I being a Manipuri feel at home in Assam? Or Meghalaya? Of course not!! It`s about adjustment, it`s about being proud of what you are, it is about not overly worrying about what people think about you.

If someone calls me a chinky, I smile at them. Because I know they noticed me because I look different.

If someone asked me if I am from the Northeast, I don`t feel offended but I ask them if they have ever been that side of India and I invite them to my home land and tell them how beautiful it is. I talk to them about the fresh air we breathe, the culture we follow.

If someone calls me a chinky, I smile at them. That’s because I know they are curious of the way I live, they are curious about the things I eat, about the way I talk, about the way I think.

If someone calls me a chinky, I smile at them. That’s because I know they would love to be my friend, they would love to know me and they would love to travel and see our land.

If someone calls me a chinky, I smile at them. That’s because I know they are confused about where exactly I`m from. From China or Japan (I wouldn`t mention any other place since most them don`t know about Vietnam , Laos, Korea, or Mongolia).

It`s about your perception and about opening up to other cultures. If you stick only to your Northeast group even when you are in Delhi or for that matter any other place, how do you expect anyone to be open to your culture.

They are curious because they have never seen our land like how we have seen theirs. This is often because they are scared to travel to the Northeast, having been fed mostly on stories of killings and bombs and insurgents, and similar stories of gruesome deaths, not indeed unlike Nido’s. Paradoxical as it may sound, even in tragedy, at least Nido is fortunate to become the campaign point of a perceived bane of our society.

My fellow Northeasterners, let us then not always consider ourselves victims and instead strive to be the ones with arms open to the ideas of ushering in changes for the better in our shared lives and destinies. This, like charity, can only begin at home. Let us make the best out of Northeast India and live in a happy world!!

Let me proclaim before the world once again that I am proud to be chinky, and proud to be who I am. And, let me again remind anyone who cares to know, I certainly won`t ever hide my identity.

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